MS. NEVADA

Please, allow me to introduce myself: I am Ms. Nevada Smith Lucas, a Desert Diva Kitty. Here me roar (ok maybe later). Lets not be confuse, I am the kitty with attitude and I authorize this page.

I demanded equal time since my mom is all hot about those 6 toe cats. So she is letting me (so she thinks) have my say.

So here is my story. I live in a house with other cats and some other strange creatures with no legs that my mom uses in her shows. My mom is an entertainer (belly dancer). I told her I could do what they can do but I wanted top billing, none of that Siegfried & Roy stuff. You got to recognize, after all I am Ms. Nevada a desert diva! Meow!!!!

I want you to know a diva's live is a very complicated one. I need to take at least 3 naps a day (my paws need their rest).

I must make sure those human don't feed me the wrong thing, a kitty has to watch her figure. No birds, oops I mean no in between snacks.

My biggest challenge is straghitening out those darn humans (what a confusing group).

I have a few words of wisdom to bestow on my fellow divas and dons. I will update this section from time to time but remember I am on DCT (Diva Cat Time) people!

1) A Diva is never caught running around the house like a wilder beast, unless there is a sale at Bloomingdales of course.

2) If you are going to dial the phone, please call Denzel Washington and not 911. Those darn cops are not kitty friendly.

3) No self respecting kitty should ever scream at the can of cat food. Instead you get up on the counter and knock it off the counter. Trust me this will teach those humans to tease us.

4) Those humans can a bit touchy about their body parts. So 3:00 am is not a good time to see if they want you to play with those pink things on their chest.

5) Remember the human's litter box is no place to hide your toys!

6) I know this is a tough one but please leave those foiled condom wrappers alone. A dinner party is not the time to show the world that your owner practices safe sex!

7) Presenting your owner's new love interesting a dead lizard, you worked hard to catch will not win you any brownie points.

8) Selling tickets to other cats to watch you owner use the human litter box is bad idea.

9) A cactus plant is not meant to be eaten. It will strike back, ouch!

10) When all else fails tell them, "talk to the paw!"